I want to relay a story I heard yesterday. My wife heard from a business colleague that he and his son were at a car dealership recently when his son reached down and picked a screw off the asphalt. "Look, Dad," he said, extending his cupped hand, "it's Bart's Screw!"
As a no-name author of children's books, well, that's the kind of story that makes me smile. Young man, thanks for taking my story with you.